Welcome to the world of Bryce, that's me!
Here you'll find the crap I reblog and post!
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
Pickup lines that work every time:
gurl, u must be a chimpanzee cos u a prime mate
this one time i was having a dream where i was with my friend but we could only breathe one at a time and we had to share breath and it was all going well until i thought she needed some more air so i purposefully held back and nearly passed out just to let her breathe more and then i woke myself up by not breathing for realsies
bet you wish you were this smart