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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
GIRLS
Pickup lines that work every time:
gurl, u must be a chimpanzee cos u a prime mate
(Source: pleasestopbeingsad)
when rolled up posters do the thing so you have to just
Nintendo’s reaction to XBOX One
stag party kidz bop edition
this one time i was having a dream where i was with my friend but we could only breathe one at a time and we had to share breath and it was all going well until i thought she needed some more air so i purposefully held back and nearly passed out just to let her breathe more and then i woke myself up by not breathing for realsies
bet you wish you were this smart
